Wasted. Tiesto

i know that this post is probably not fitting the mood of this weeks events, but i wrote it before wednesday. and i think itll boost some of our spirits. 

so roll with it please :) 

how to date yourself (the right way)

from the white girl herself 

*insert girl flipping hair emoji here*

 

1. go to starbucks- at least once a week

*adds starbucks cup of frapp to the snap story*

2. get that mani pedi- treat yoself girl!
3. dont share your batch of cookie dough with anybody, not even the oven
4. watch an episode of your fav tv series

jk like an entire five hours worth

5. if the shoes fit, buy em. and if they dont fit, buy em.
if they pinch your pinky toe, still buy them. 

6. take a hour shower. to exfoliate yoself

7. buy the best known brand of beach waves hair spray and use it after every shower

 *for that perfect beach wave look*

8. get on pinterest and pin the best outfits, recipes, and bedroom pics you can find

9. shave the best shave youve ever done. 

aka take 30min to get all that hair outta your life

10. for all you guys out there- play 5 hrs of xbox and call of duty just cause you can

11. shoot hoops all day er day

12. hang with the gang whenever 

13. get your betos on 

*blanks on whatever else guys do* 

...er ok...

14. give yourself a good hour to get updated on twitter, vine, and insta

dont wanna miss any of that twitter drama

oh and find the best vine so you can tell everybody what theyre missing

15. eat all 8 slices of your 5 buck pizzeria masterpiece

16. go running. buy healthy foods no one has ever heard of  so you can say

"yeah im actually on a diet"

17. drive around at night blasting your tunes. with the windows rolled down.

*takes cool insta worthy pic of hair flying in the wind*

caption: me and my broken car

18. dont give a crap about that ex of yours. they're long gone, and look who replaced them.

the most perfect person 

aka you